Sedatives & lifejackets

Sedatives

How the warehouse so quiet?

Inside the whole place are tranquilizers!

Lifejacket

A person Safolyo boat trips，

To see on board a Friend Gabrovo.

He immediately begged to him said:

"Please put your best clothes, give me one to take."

"You're not very good wearing it?"

"But, you know, I can not swim.

In case we turned the boat,

If I wear your clothes,

You will pay your own life to save me go put up. "

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